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Comment by Dennis on June 4, 2010 at 6:25pm

John, my son is attached to 2nd Marine Division at Lejeune. He is with infantry front line. They are deploying later this summer or early fall. Don't know if to say when exactly. At 29 Palms presently.

Comment by J & G's Mom(AK Mom) on June 3, 2010 at 7:13pm

My son is currently at Quanico, VA as a MC managing O Canidates at OCS (TDY untill the end of the summer-He has mentioned it is a real learning experience) then heads back to Camp Leujune to be reassigned to Dental and will likey deploy this late fall or winter.

Comment by John Frank on June 3, 2010 at 12:00pm

2nd CEB is on their way back from deployment, how long before they would deploy again?

Comment by Jim on June 3, 2010 at 11:31am

John, My son and son in-law recently deployed with the 15th MEU out of Camp Pendleton. This is my son first and my son in-laws maybe 5th? He has 14 years in.

Comment by John Frank on June 3, 2010 at 6:30am

Any other dads with a Corpsman attached to the Marines? My son is now with the 2nd Combat Engineer Battalion stationed at Camp Lejeune.

Comment by NavyDads Admin (Paul) on May 15, 2010 at 11:02pm

a few medical chuckles-----

EMBARRASSING MEDICAL EXAMS

1. A man comes into the ER and yells . . .'

My wife's going to have her baby in the cab.'
I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab, lifted the lady's
dress and began to take off her underwear.
Suddenly I noticed that there were several cabs - - -
and I was in the wrong one.

Submitted by Dr. Mark MacDonald,
San Francisco

2. At the beginning of my shift
I placed a stethoscope on an elderly
and slightly deaf female patient's anterior chest wall.

'Big breaths,'. . . I instructed.
'Yes, they used to be,'.. . .replied the patient.

Submitted by Dr. Richard Byrnes,
Seattle , WA

3. One day I had to be the bearer of bad
news when I told a wife that her husband had
died of a massive myocardial infarct.

Not more than five minutes later, I heard her
reporting to the rest of the family that he had
died of a 'massive internal fart.'

Submitted by Dr. Susan Steinberg

4. During a patient's two week follow-up
appointment with his cardiologist, he informed
me, his doctor, that he was having trouble with
one of his medications..
' Which one ?'. . . I asked. 'The patch...
The Nurse told me to put on a new one every six hours and now I'm running out of places to put it !'
I had him quickly undress and discovered what I hoped
I wouldn't see.
Yes, the man had over fifty patches on his body!

Now, the instructions include removal of
the old patch before applying a new one.

Submitted by Dr. Rebecca St. Clair,
Norfolk , VA

5. While acquainting myself with a new elderly patient,
I asked, 'How long have you been bedridden?'
After a look of complete confusion she answered . . .
' Why, not for about twenty years - when my husband was alive.'

Submitted by Dr. Steven Swanson-
Corvallis , OR

6. I was performing rounds at the
hospital one morning and while checking
up on a man I asked . . .' So how's your
breakfast this morning?' ' It's very good
except for the Kentucky Jelly. I can't seem
to get used to the taste.'. . . Bob replied.
I then asked to see the jelly and Bob produced
a foil packet labeled 'KY Jelly.'

Submitted by Dr. Leonard Kransdorf,
Detroit ,

7. A nurse was on duty in the Emergency Room
when a young woman with purple hair styled
into a punk rocker Mohawk, sporting a variety
of tattoos, and wearing strange clothing,
entered .. .. . It was quickly determined that
the patient had acute appendicitis, so she was
scheduled for immediate surgery.. When she was completely disrobed on the operating
table, the staff noticed that her pubic hair had
been dyed green and above it there was a
tattoo that read . . .' Keep off the grass.'

Once the surgery was completed, the surgeon
wrote a short note on the patient's dressing,
which said 'Sorry . . . had to mow the lawn.'

Submitted by RN no name

AND FINALLY!! ! . . . . .. . . . . . . . . . ..

8... As a new, young MD doing his residency in OB.
I was quite embarrassed when performing female
pelvic exams... To cover my embarrassment
I had unconsciously formed a habit of whistling softly.

The middle-aged lady upon whom I was performing this exam suddenly burst out laughing
and further embarrassing me.
I looked up from my work and sheepishly said. . .
' I'm sorry. Was I tickling you?'
She replied with tears running down
her cheeks from laughing so hard . . .

' No doctor but the song you were whistling was . . .
' I wish I was an Oscar Meyer Wiener.' '

Dr. wouldn't submit his name....

Comment by J & G's Mom(AK Mom) on May 10, 2010 at 11:44am

His speech was excellent so truthful..

Comment by Gerry on May 10, 2010 at 7:26am

Fantastic Video by Ollie North. If only the network news media were on our side as well.

Comment by John Frank on May 8, 2010 at 8:34am

Love that video. Thanks for posting it, keep it up I could watch it everyday!

Comment by greg delany on May 7, 2010 at 3:38pm

Thanks for posting the video Paul
,my favorite. Thats what we do, were Americans

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