Navy Dads & Moms who happen to be Rush Babies.

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Comment by Kirk Brooks on October 15, 2009 at 6:39pm

Yeah, I forgot to take out the trash :(

Comment by NavyDads Admin (Paul) on October 14, 2009 at 10:32pm

there is a movement underway here folks..............

Comment by Tim McGlenn on October 14, 2009 at 10:11pm

I've got an AR15 and lots of ammo and would love to make something bleed.

Comment by Rex on October 14, 2009 at 9:07pm

Kirk can i barrow your fake id. for the weekend ? i herd you are grounded.

Comment by NavyDads Admin (Paul) on October 14, 2009 at 9:06pm

got the guns and I'm always pissed-off......might as well go!!!!

Comment by Kirk Brooks on October 14, 2009 at 8:42pm

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! I love it, I'm 47, can I go with my parents consent?!

Comment by Jim (SO Dad) on October 14, 2009 at 5:34pm

I'm 65 & would like nothing better...
Sign me up....

Comment by Rex on October 14, 2009 at 4:34pm

How about a good laugh enjoy
Drafting Men over 50

This is quite funny & obviously written by a Former Serviceman-
New Directive for any war: Send Service Vets over 50

I am over 60 and the Armed Forces thinks I'm too old to track down terrorists. You can't be older than 42 to join the military. They've got the whole thing backwards. Instead of sending 18-year olds off to fight, they ought to take us old guys. You shouldn't be able to join a military unit until you're at least 30

For starters: Researchers say 18-year-olds think about sex every 10 seconds. Old guys only think about sex a couple of times a day, leaving us more than 28,000 additional seconds per day to consent rate on the enemy.

Young guys haven't lived long enough to be cranky, and a cranky soldier is a dangerous soldier. 'My back hurts! I can't sleep, I'm tired and hungry' We are impatient and maybe letting us kill some asshole that desperately deserves it will make us feel better and shut us up for a while.

An 18-year-old doesn't even like to get up before 10 a..m. Old guys always get up early to pee Besides, like I said, 'I'm tired and can't sleep and since I'm already up, I may as well be up killing some fanatical slob....

If captured we couldn't spill the beans because we'd forget where we put them. In fact, name, rank, and serial number would be a real brainteaser.

Boot camp would be easier for old guys. We're used to getting screamed and yelled at and we're used to soft food. We've also developed an appreciation for guns. We've been using them for years as an excuse to get out of the house, away from the screaming and yelling.

They could lighten up on the obstacle course however. I've been in combat and didn't see a single 20-foot wall with rope hanging over the side, nor did I ever do any push ups after completing basic training.

Actually, the running part is kind of a waste of energy, too. I've never seen anyone outrun a bullet.

An 18-year-old has the whole world ahead of him. He's still learning to shave, to start up a conversation with a pretty girl.. He still hasn't figured out that a baseball cap has a brim to shade his eyes, not the back of his head.

These are all great reasons to keep our kids at home to learn a little more about life before sending them off into harm's way...

Let us old guys track down those dirty rotten coward terrorists. The last thing an enemy would want to see is a couple of million ticked off old guys with attitudes and automatic weapons who know that their best years are already behind them.

How about recruiting Women over 50 ...with PMS !!! You think Men have attitudes !!! Ohhhhhhhhhhhh My !!! If nothing else, put them on border patrol..... They will have it secured the first night!

Comment by Kirk Brooks on October 10, 2009 at 9:05pm

It just gets better. The DahliBama is getting more support for his Nobel from Castro than from his own House and Senate. Let's see, our enemies in the middle east belittle him, the unfriendlies in Cuba and South America buddy up to him, our European allies coddle his weakness, and the Red Chinese scoff at his economic policies. Americans voted for "Change for America" and they sure got it, didn't they. Boy did we get hosed!

Comment by Kirk Brooks on October 10, 2009 at 5:06pm

Hey Rex, after inspecting those 18 wheelers you can drive it right on to the golf course and park it with the rest of the bags ;) I love the GM (Government Motors) logo on this.

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