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Comment by greg delany on November 18, 2010 at 5:22am

From The Manitoba Herald, Canada R20;"Reported" by Clive Runnels

The flood of American liberals sneaking across the border into Canada has intensified in the past week, sparking calls for increased patrols to stop the illegal immigration. The recent actions of the Tea Party are prompting an exodus among left-leaning citizens who fear they'll soon be required to hunt, pray, and to agree with Bill O'Reilly and Glenn Beck. Canadian border farmers say it's not uncommon to see dozens of sociology professors, animal-rights activists and Unitarians crossing their fields at night. "I went out to milk the cows the other day, and there was a Hollywood producer huddled in the barn," said Manitoba farmer Red Greenfield, whose acreage borders North Dakota. The producer was cold, exhausted and hungry. He asked me if I could spare a latte and some free-range chicken. When I said I didn't have any, he left before I even got a chance to show him my screenplay, eh?”

In an effort to stop the illegal aliens, Greenfield erected higher fences, but the liberals scaled them. He then installed loudspeakers that blared Rush Limbaugh across the fields. "Not real effective," he said. "The liberals still got through and Rush annoyed the cows so much that they wouldn't give any milk.”

Officials are particularly concerned about smugglers who meet liberals near the Canadian border, pack them into Volvo station wagons and drive them across the border where they are simply left to fend for themselves." A lot of these people are not prepared for our rugged conditions," an Ontario border patrolman said. "I found one carload without a single bottle of imported drinking water. They did have a nice little Napa Valley Cabernet, though."

When liberals are caught, they're sent back across the border, often wailing loudly that they fear retribution from conservatives. Rumors have been circulating about plans being made to build re-education camps where liberals will be forced to drink domestic beer and watch NASCAR races.

In recent days, liberals have turned to ingenious ways of crossing the border. Some have been disguised as senior citizens taking a bus trip to buy cheap Canadian prescription drugs. After catching a half-dozen young vegans in powdered wig disguises, Canadian immigration authorities began stopping buses and quizzing the supposed senior citizens about Perry Como and Rosemary Clooney to prove that they were alive in the '50s. "If they can't identify the accordion player on The Lawrence Welk Show, we become very suspicious about their age." an official said.

Canadian citizens have complained that the illegal immigrants are creating an organic-broccoli shortage and are renting all the Michael Moore movies. "I really feel sorry for American liberals, but the Canadian economy just can't support them." an Ottawa resident said. "How many art-history majors does one country need?"

Comment by Robert Hartman on November 16, 2010 at 9:00pm

The people of Mission Kansas are about to tell their local government how fed up we are with their tax and spend policies. We spent the weekend canvasing the area with flyers and speaking with people. We are still looking for some one in the city that does not work for the city that is in support of our new " driveway tax"
Stop these clowns at the local level or it will never stop at the Federal level.

Comment by Rex on November 15, 2010 at 1:45pm

ROCK AND ROLL IS HERE TO STAY ! well maybe until 20012

Comment by Rex on November 15, 2010 at 1:43pm

Comment by Elbert Steven Rakes on November 12, 2010 at 2:03am

Thanks Rex, Hope all my Veteran's Brother and Sister have a Wonderful Veteran Day. HOORAH !!!

Comment by ctyankee on November 11, 2010 at 1:21pm

Great News Paul!

The SCOTUS has chimed in saying that the way Obamacare was shoved down our throats -- you know: "It's not a tax." To appease constituents; followed by: "It's a tax." To appease the watchdogs; has earned the ire of the Justices!

It seems like it'll only be a short time before the whole thing is labeled *unconstitutional* -- HOOYA!

November 11 2010 -- the day Liberty was restored -- again!!!

Comment by NavyDads Admin (Paul) on November 11, 2010 at 10:31am

It's an oldie, but still a goodie----

Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel , "Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land.

"Nearly 75 years ago,(when Welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this is the Promised Land."

Today, the government has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of camels and mortgaged the Promised Land!

I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc . . . called a Suicide Hotline. I had to press 1 for English. I was connected to a call center in Pakistan . I told them I was suicidal.

They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck......

Comment by Rex on November 11, 2010 at 9:15am

May all of YOU GUYS have a great veterans Day !
Thank you for your service.
HOOAH ! HOOYA ! OOHRAH ! and the Air Force !

Comment by Mike Stark on November 10, 2010 at 9:32pm

Two problems here

1. There may be a constitutional case against this amendment, as Islam is singled out. The amendment would have a much better chance in court if it had said "no religious law shall supercede the Constitution of the USA", but that's not what it said. Given that the Muslim organizations may have a case, I think it's perfectly fair to stay implementation until constitutional issues are resolved. And I'm sure a large number of the Oklahoma voters who are against sharia law are perfectly happy with government-sponsored school prayer. Which probably doesn't matter to majority fundamentalist Christians in Oklahoma, but if you were a Jew in Salt Lake City or Lubbock you might have a different opinion of such matters.

2. While people are distracted by this "controversy", their jobs continue to move to Bangalore. In short, the voters of Oklahoma are being played by this distraction.

Seriously, you guys are happy as a clam when the provisions of the constitution obstruct President Obama in doing what he wants. But should they get in the way of what YOU want, it's temper tantrum time.

Comment by Rex on November 10, 2010 at 9:23am

This is great ! lets hope that this will not be struck down or held up in court . The people of the great state of Oklahoma have had there new amendment to the states constitution on Sharia law put on hold for now by a federal judge that is legislating from the bench.
In my opinion we need to put term limits on all judges. Most of them have have gone to the far left and are abusing there judicial powers.
We the people need to wake up and help change the system in a way that it is fair for all of us ! ! ! the will of the people no longer means any thing.

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